Downward Dog


the s-xual position most recommended for women who are suffering from plantar fasciitis. to get into this position, the woman should stand upright, then lean over forward until she must catch herself with her hands on the floor in front of her. this puts her entry way at an approximate 30 degree angle to her lover. her lover then does his duty, and does his very best. this also happens to be the most ergonomically correct position for shocker insertion. also see – shocker. one may also make a “ruff ruff” noise as intercourse takes place, giving it a true “dog” feel.
lady madoline was very h-rny, but her plantar fasciitis was acting up, so she opted for the downward dog, and it was nice. quite nice.

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