Doze
1. windows operating system
2. to fall asleep
1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. i dozed off in geometry cl-ss..
microsoft windows, the operating system.
the computers crashed a lot since they were all running doze.
doze:
a doze is someone who is quite forgetful, says odd things, or looks very confused.
also someone who wears there tshirt inside out without realising.
matt: lol check ross, he is just pure doze
mike: why so matthew?
matt: his t-shirt is inside out and he is doing his maths oblivious to everything!
mike: good eye you have matt, well done, ross is a doze!
ross(doze): ow that nips!
a person who looks confused, doesn’t understand the simplest things for a short period, or says stupid things without thinking.
-trying to decide what ross should get on his school hoodie-
matt: get “rossalicious”!
ross: no -laughs in a very dozey fashion-
andy: get “rosserific”
ross: no
matt: get “rossasaurus”
ross i don’t like dinosaurs!
-everyone laughs at how dozey ross is-
a rad graffiti artist from salt spring island.not to be confused with doze green-one of graffiti’s founding fathers.
“did you see that sh-t doze did the other day…yeah hes so tight…i want to s-x him up”-solange
short for chrondozer/dank.
‘you got any doze?’
‘nah, just smizzled, h-lla blitzed now…’
when youre f-cking someone up the -ss and they have to take a dump, but you keep going and the sh-t on your wiener.
did you hear that anna got dozed last weekend?
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