Dozing
a term describing a severe act of stupidity that is emphasized by social ineptness, particularly saying or doing things of immaturity and creepiness, often times with members of the opposite s-x.
guy #1: “dude i’m going to get really high, eat 12 tacos, and then approach a hot girl”
guy #2: wow man you’re seriously dozing right now
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