to fall asleep on the job and being rudely awakened by your co-worker or even worse your boss.
jeremy: “it was so embar-ssing yesterday, i had a dozy-d’oh!”
tim: “what am i gonna do with you, son?”
- mobile phone gangster
when someone talks bad about another person, or threatens them over the phone or through voice mail, but is afraid to confront the person they are talking about. my ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend, was being a mobile phone gangster, threatening me over the phone.
- snail grease
when your done f-ck-ng a girl in the -ss and you pull out. p–p oozes out resembling the trail of grease a snail makes after i got done f-ck-ng tina in the -ss you should have seen the snail grease she left on my bed. did you see mary’s underware, i know she takes it […]
a fan term denoting an alleged obsession with the character severus snape from the harry potter series. fan #1: i’ve kind of got a snapesession xd fan #2: you’ve been fangirling him that much, huh?
an adjective intended to positively describe a person’s clothing, shoes, personal style and/or appearance as being particular snazzy, cool, or fashionable. matt – oww oww! that suit is looking pretty snazzachusetts, my friend! kyle – thanks! i felt like i needed something to distract from my flock-of-seagulls haircut.
- sneaky fireman
when you are f-ck-ng a girl up the -ss and pull out right before you c-m. you let some spit fall onto her -n-s and say your done. relived its finally over she rolls over. you then let your load out all over her face and b–bs. sometimes its appropriate to yell “sneaky fireman!!!!” whilst […]