DP Sitch


a dp situation is when one has a ‘discharge party’ in one’s pants…

the cause of this may be down to one or all of the following reasons:

(a) seeing a hot guy-.
(b) thinking about a hot guy-.
(c) perving on a hot guy-.
(d) post s-x dpness–.
(e) general dpness–.

– or girl – whatever tickles your fancy.
— this is not std related.
oh my god that guy is a total dp sitch.

i’m having a dp situation.

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