dpb syndrome


a condition of the brain which causes a person’s mind to be cluttered with so many thoughts and so much information (–that they desire to communicate–) that they have trouble getting it all across to whomever they are talking to. this also includes the fact that their words come out slower than they desire, which leads them to stutter because they have so much cr-p to say.

~a person like this may need to work on their listening skills.
~you may find this syndrome evident in drummer’s or in those who are p-ssionate about worshipping g-d (–through jesus christ–) with their life.
“sorry, my stupid dpb syndrome is kicking in!”
a condition of the brain which causes a person’s mind to be cluttered with so many thoughts and so much information, that they desire to communicate, that they have trouble getting it all across to whomever they are talking to. this also includes the fact that their words are spoken slower than they desire, which leads them to stutter because they have so much cr-p to say.

people with this condition:
~may need to work on their listening skills.
~may be a player of the drums.
~may be p-ssionate about worshipping the g-d of jesus christ with their life.
“sorry, my stupid dpb syndrome is kicking in!”

be aware of these people who may have dpb syndrome:
~spanish people,
~a.d.d. individuals,
~communication major’s,
~women,
~sensitive/deep thinking men,
~etc.

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