Dptm


don’t party too much
well, see you later, dptm. we need you back on monday

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    disgusting, repulsive, chicken dinner smothered in herbs so terrible and overpowering that you can taste them for days after consumption. gm:”here, eat some herbal chicken.” me(out loud):”oh, um, thank you…” me(to myself):”awwwwwwwww, sh-t!”

  • ITBOOTP

    an text that should only be used in bathroom emergencies ( as seen on good luck charlie ) dad: ” what the heck is itbootp?” mom: (from the bathroom) ” in the bathroom out of toilet paper!”

  • Icelandic Icepick

    the act of defecating into a condom (optional) and freezing it. the condom filled with frozen feces is then used to penetrate a partner’s oriface. mother: your father f-cked in my -ss last night with a frozen t-rd. child: oh, we call that the icelandic icepick. when some body is going down on a guy, […]

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    the formal process preceeding an all expense paid trip to jail i was incarcerated before my all expense paid trip to jail.

  • ISFLY

    i still f-cking love you. d-mn, isfly. 🙁


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