herbal chicken
disgusting, repulsive, chicken dinner smothered in herbs so terrible and overpowering that you can taste them for days after consumption.
gm:”here, eat some herbal chicken.”
me(out loud):”oh, um, thank you…”
me(to myself):”awwwwwwwww, sh-t!”
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