Dr.Beak
dr. beak is recognisable from his beaklike mask, cowboy hat and long cape.
he likes to sneak a bit of cannabis in his beak to relax on his daily excursions.
there is a ‘fit boys’ vampire p-rn in one of the pockets of his cape.
he wears rudolph novelty socks.
he was created by two mooks
fact: a bat urinated on him.
he has a swedish accent and no friends apart from his boyfriend, stella, who works in the local brothel.
“do you vant fries with that?”
“uh – yes please dr.beak!”
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