Dr. Clauvette


when a man and a woman are having s-x and the man sticks his index finger in his -ss and then wipes it on the womans upper lip giving her a mustache. similar to a dirty sanchez but, instead of wiping her -ss on her lip, its his -ss on her lip.
last night katie and tom paid a visit to dr. clauvette, she’s such a good girl.

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