dr doug


a spectacular man in every way possible. a dr doug usually teaches science as his main profession, but is also an author, artist, and a synchronized swimmer! he throws golden monkey parties once a year and performs the performance of a lifetime with his band.
student: “yo dr doug teach me how to swim like you!”
dr doug: ” okay, and i’ll also teach you how many chromosomes each cell has! if you remember, you can attend our golden monkey party.”

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