the greatest soda ever made. found mostly in east tennessee and western north carolina.
manufactured in johnson city, tennessee, by the tri-cities bottling co. released at the same time as mountain dew (tri-cities bottling co. created mountain dew as well) in 1947, it was intended to be the hangover cure for the mixed drinks one would create with the mountain dew the previous night.
it has a distinct, smooth, lemon-lime taste, and is rich in vitamin b and niacin. it is actually healthy for one to drink one a day.
“d-mn, man, my head is pounding from last night. let’s go hit up a dr. enuf machine.”
when someone snores all night long and won’t stop even when poked many tiimes. this person has several different sounds coming from the mouth and nose and at diferent volumes with no consistent patterns. i couldn’t get to sleep last night because my f-cking wife snored all night long, she was having one h-ll of […]
mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears). rev bubba gave the “ahhavesinned” sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a bl-w j-b from […]
a deformed chocolate bar turned popsicle angus’ choclate bar melted. she thought she couldn’t eat it so she put it in the freezer, and it became an elastoplast! the day was saved!
a disease that all ninjas have. makes the infected very sneaky. can only be inherared from a ninja so anyone with is part ninja. dude you snuck up behind me… i didn’t know you had sneakonsons
- king kong shit
a sh-t that is so awful that it rips your -n-s and destroys any toilet that comes in range. dude that king kong sh-t clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.