Dr John Watson
gay for sherlock holmes
dr john watson: so you’ve got a boyfriend?
sherlock holmes: no.
dr john watson: right, okay. you’re unattached, just like me. fine. good.
sherlock holmes: (after an awkward pause) john, um… i think you should know that i consider myself married to my work and while i am flattered by your interest i’m —
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