Dr. Morgan
dr. pepper and captain morgan’s original spiced rum, mixed in whatever ratio you like.
f-ck your appletini. i love me some dr. morgan!
the best f-cking drink you will ever have consisting of doctor pepper and captain morgan
“hey dude, did you see that chick that was drinking a dr. morgan?
“yeah man! i didn’t wanna bone her til i saw her drinking a dr. morgan!”
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