Dr Neo Cortex


a power-mad dwarf who is the enemy of the popular video game character crash bandicoot. he is bald with a black beard and an ‘n’ on his forehead (it’s never made clear whether the ‘n’ is a tattoo or some kind of metal plate). when he was a child, cortex attended the academy of evil where he was mercilessly bullied by the other children and by the tyrannical headmistress madame amberley. from an early age he developed a love of torturing and experimenting on animals. in later life he became a scientist, but was ridiculed and shunned by the scientific world for his outlandish ideas. so he enlisted the help of n.brio, another outcast scientist, in his plan to take over the world and avenge himself against all those people who had mocked him all his life. n.brio had built the evolvo-ray, a machine which could cause rapid evolution in animals. cortex took control of it, set about turning animals into an army of soldiers. crash bandicoot was one of the animals he used the evolvo-ray on, but there was a malfunction and crash escaped, soon became his enemy. after many defeats at the hands of crash, his sister coco and a mask containing the spirit of a witch-doctor, cortex is still obsessed with ruling the world. but first he intends to destroy crash bandicoot….
dr neo cortex: crash, crash, crash. why must you always muck in my mud? oh look, i have a mask helping me too! we will see which one is more powerful soon enough!

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