dr phil moment
when you’re casually watching dr phil with someone and all of a sudden dr phil starts going off about a bad behaviour that’s totally been exhibited by the person sitting next to you – and suddenly you feel the need to jump off the couch and dance wildly because your friend’s just been called out and you feel justified and authenticated.
dr phil says: picking your nose is bad manners. you look over and see your friend has his fingers up his nose to the knucle – a habit which you’ve pointed out to your friend a dozen times, but they deny it. a dr phil moment… justifies your position
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