Magical Jizz
j-zz from a gifted person who has they ability through j-zz, to do almost anything with that j-zz.
paintings, food items, music, monster trucks, curing cancer, etc….
i stopped a tsunami yesterday with my magical j-zz.
jesus couldn’t perform miracles, it was his magical j-zz.
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