Dr. Philing
dissecting the people in your life, much like that texan fraud we all love to hate.
shut the f-ck up terry. you’re dr. philing the sh-t out of this kid.
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to help everyone with every problem.
i have been dr. phil’ing all of my friends recently
putting off/expressing emotional problems on another person although they are clearly unqualified to give a professional opinion on mental health.
so i buy dinner, take her to a movie, pay for drinks, we get to my house and she starts dr. phil-ing me.
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