Dr. Seuss


an amazing author who wrote mostly in rhymes. he is dead now. he wrote {the cat in the hat] and horton hears a who and {how the grinch stole christmas]. now his works are being featured in seussical the musical.
dr. seuss was a great author.
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the street name of theodor seuss geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the los angeles area during the 1960’s. he is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. his main demographics included, but were not limited to: hispanics, blacks, asians, and who’s. he was married to audrey stone dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. the county coroner listed his cause of death as “asphyxiation on green eggs and ham”, though many believed he was poisoned by wife dimond.

“why the f-ck were the eggs and ham green? i think it was poison.” claimed local detective oscar wilde.

dr. seuss: “i betstacy you’ll love my ecstasy!”
addict: “whoa…did i come here high? did you really just say that?”

seuss: “i’ll f-cking kill you in a house, i will kill you with a mouse. where’s mah money, b–tch!?”
george bush: “i love tacos”.
who is dr. seuss
you ask and you say.
i’ll answer that for you
right now- yes today.

dr. seuss was an author
who wrote some good rhymes.
he gave many children
good memories and times.

some people say
he claimed the word nerd.
some say he did drugs-
i say that’s absurd.

why did he write
all these novels and books?
to set good examples for children
so they don’t become crooks.

dr. seuss was creative-
a true poet indeed.
i don’t get how he was a doctor,
but i guess at anything he can succeed.

dr. suess was just great.
a person you can’t hate.
any word he’d create
to fulfill his rhyming trait.

to sum it up for you
i’ll say these words that are true:
dr. seuss you’re one of the few
people that i look up to.
dr. seuss could make a rhyme that sounded great in no time!

have you heard of cat in the hat? well dr. seuss wrote that!

it was a cinch for dr. seuss to write the grinch!

if there were a g-d seuss, he’d be greater than zeus! – i hope that that word was not a misuse.
dr. seuss maybe one of the most greatest writers of all time and can be a very good username. it is also a high quality thing, place or person.
this is great, it must be a dr. seuss.
not a real doctor
dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor
i windy curvy type pipe with many different shapes and colors.
yo, zach pull out the dr.seuss and lets h-t this sh-t!
a good writer. he didn’t to politicals or anything else for that matter, despite what has been said. just a lot of books.
all the whos down in whoville liked dr. seuss a lot.
but the yvonne, who lived on mount yvonne, did not…

opinion and example.

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