dr seussitis


a condition where you can only recite lines from dr. theodor seuss’s childrens’ books.
example of dr seussitis:

child: one fish two fish, red fish blue fish!

mom: doctor, i don’t know what to do, he’s been doing this all day!

doctor: he’s got a wocket in his pocket and yeps in his steps.

mom: oh no, you too?!

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