dracula’s soul patch
definition: 17th century s-xual tactic that local transylvanian women would practice when they wanted dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. see: moon poon. women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of dracula’s soul patch. so that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like velcro, and dracula sucks her living soul out of the v-g-n-.
definition 2: a sponge of juice. containing dna samples. especially winona ryder’s. everyone’s had a ride.
example: “johnny jr, what do you think has seen more p-ssy, dracula’s soul patch or dr. robotnik’s crusty creepy old mustache?”
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