dragon wars

the gayest mother f-cking movie ever!
first of all this f-cking movie should b called “big r-t-rd snake wars” because the only thing i saw were big f-cking snakes!i also saw some gay turle things with big canons on there backs….and a couple hundred r-t-rded bird things that were more of dragons than the main f-cking dragons!and the story…oh man
the story made no sence thing after thing unfolded before my f-cking eyes and it made no sense. for instance, these 3 people were having a r-t-rded speach about how the dragons were going to attack and all of a sudden it turns to a scene where the following happens;
a fire truck drives by and splashes a puddle on a hobo
hobo says “you dirty b-m!”
……then it returns to their conversation!!!wtf!!!
and the commercials make it seem like its about two “dragons” fighiting in a big city….that in no way is the f-cking case! its about some corny plot that makes no sense and for 5 min in the middle of all this bullsh-t is one cool dragon fight sean with the gayest f-cking sh-t cgi ever!
you dont even know the main carekters name until the last f-cking scene were some ladys soul says”i love you sam”
sam!!!sam is his name…ok we know that, good.
but speaking of this chick, they start making out earlier and they dont even know eachother!!
i swear its a mix of all the gayest movies and a cheesy p-rno!and get this sh-t!these dragons can go through f-cking l.a. and destroy everything and not bee seen! get this, after all the destruction is made a lady commits a guy to a mental f-cking hospital for saying there was a giant snake. and then the snake explodes through a wall behind them at that very moment and he says that its behind her….guess what??it sneaks off and she still thinks theres no snake, dispite the huge f-cking hole in the d-mn wall!
the most suspenceful part of this giant flaming bag of sh-t has to be when you never expect the movie to end, then the first credit explodes into your face !!!!!
the all time lamest part though, is when they are driving in a gr-ssy plain on there way to mexico(for a f-cking unknown reason!) and there car explodes!they die, then come back again.what the mother f-cking -sscrackers!but when they do come back to life their in some firey h-ll plane where theres big tall towers, and get this….an actual f-cking dragon!and then for some reason a dragon eats some ladys soul, and starts to cry and winglessly flys away! my theory on all these wingless dragon snakes is there wings were cancerus and they had them amputated.
if you like non stopping suspence(because it never happens)
and the ability to be shot 548937548973 times and still be alive 10 seconds later
watch this load of sh-t =]f-cking j-panese movies suck!

the d-mn movie is worst than one of the saterday night si-fi grade c sh-t-flicks…like snakes on a plane wasnt bad enough!
when will people learn that snake movies period just suck -ss!especialy dragon wars…
questionably the greatest movie ever created…
“so how did you think of that dragon wars movie?”
“greatest…movie…ever!!!”