once upon a runescape, there was a legendary skiller named baconandeggs. he loved to smith and practiced the art for years. bacon was in love with the skill and got a smithing achievement cape and top 100 rank in no time. however, bacon had other interests and halted training the smithing skill in pursuit of maxed total level. he hung up his cape, and went on a journey of a lifetime, training every other skill and slaying terrible terrible monsters!
many years later, while hunting tormented demons, bacon found a golden hammer! this great find reignited his p-ssion for the skill. he dusted off his smithing outfit bought an iron dragon mask and even changed his rsn to dragonforger.
from that day on, dragonforger has smithed many metals, abused many anvils and hammered many chicks. the once smithing hopeful has created a legend for himself and vows to keep smithing till the day he dies, or gets 200m exp in the skill.
noob a: hey, where did you get that sweet -ss sword?
noob b: uhh.. i forgot, why don’t you ask dragonforger to make you one? he smiths dragon armour straight from live dragons in the wilderness!
the cb slanguage version of situation. a predicament. whent the pokeys pull over back doors, it’s a terrible sitchitation.
when both parties have their clothes on and you brush over his p-n-s with a body part in a teasing manner. while watching a movie i was grazing him under the covers. extremely mild act of flirtation. consists of shifting around, and “accidentally” grazing them (a slight touch) but not actually shifting once again as […]
- drag up
a term used by pipe liners and in the oil field meaning to get p-ss-d off and quit a job f-ck these mother f-ck-rs roll up my leads im gonna drag up they can have fun gettin out of this nine line bind without me to get p-ss-d off at a construction site and you […]
- dragon jeans
jeans that are so baggy and long, they drag on the ground when you walk around. “these here be ma dragon jeans – they be draggin’ on da groun.”
- houston helicopter
when you take ur d-ck out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones f-ck-ng face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly f-cks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho. i gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder […]