dragonfuck
to have s-x with stuffed animals and cry yourself to sleep
i dragonf-ck every night.
“one d-ck, two holes”
“hey have you heard of the dragon f-ck?”
“no what is that?”
“one d-ck, two holes”
“i don’t get it”
“then don’t worry about it”
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