Poo slap


when you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.
‘oh man, i just got totally poo slapped when i went into that toilet’.
standing by a toilet, then doing a poo and slap that poo into the bowl of the toilet with a hand
time to do a poo slap
when you are having s-x with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. this is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.
blimey, i gave jenny a right old fashioned poo slap
the sound when a m-ssive piece of feces h-ts the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. creating a slap sound.
‘explain the sh-t stains on the toilet’

‘sorry i was poo slapping’
a forcefull back hand slap similar to the pimpslap, except you hand is covered in -ss crack clay.
my hoe told me she wanted me to quit pimping her out to all my uncles, and neighbors, so i pooslapped the b-tch, shouted “you best reconize!”… she got the message

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