Dragonvale
the reason the battery on my iphone dies. this game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! it may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.
iphone: bing bing!
derek: oh, hey ben you got a text! is it a s-xy lady?
ben: even better…
derek: a s-xy lady… and her twin sister?!
ben: nah bro, dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!
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