monona
a small, rich, very beautiful, but generally close-minded suburbian community in wisconsin, not unlike the suburb that edward stays in in the film edward scissorhands. a stereotypical vision of an average american community. monona is a suburb of madison, but the similarities are few.
everything is so close that you can walk anywhere, but monona kids are so spoiled that their parents drive them everywhere. if monona was large enough to have public transportation, they wouldn’t ride in it because it would be too dirty and scary for them.
the majority of monona’s youth are extremely sheltered, spoiled, and ridiculously ungrateful. the groups of kids that call themselves “gangs” in monona hang out after school at the public library, because that’s just how hardcore they are in monona.
anyone with strange clothes in the community will be called a “poser”, “b-tch”, etc. by the residents, and is subject to nonstop taunting and har-ssment.
the majority of the girls are sl-tty, stereotypical back-stabbing preppies, and the majority of the boys are sl-tty, perverse, stereotypical jock/preppies.
most of the “subcultural” kids shop at hottopic and listen to mainstream radio, out of unintentional ignorance.
ponds and lakes around monona have killed dogs with their filth. it is the part of this suburb that really represents what sort of people live there.
my name is stereotypicalpreppie, and i’m from monona. omg, i am soooo p-ssed off at my parents, they gave my third ipod to my little brother!! i can’t believe it. i think i’m going to go pretend to smoke some weed because i’m so extremely rebellious. maybe afterwards i’ll go hang out with the night riders at the public library. we’ll probably get kicked out because we’re sooo gangster.
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