Dragynn
a peculiar subvariant of the fatbeard genus. a dragynn is primarily composed of 90% lard, 5% extraneous fiber (or ‘hair’), and 5% bitter, bitter tears. dragynns’ natural habitants include dimly-lit bas-m-nts and bedrooms and tarpaper shacks. their diet mainly comprises anything which will stand still long enough. dragynns const-tute an an invaluable natural resource, which if properly processed and rendered, could make the usa independent of all soap imports. a single dragynn if properly prepared can feed a family of four for at least two years and moves are afoot to breed these shy beasts on a commercial scale, most likely using adapted veal crates to keep their distinctive flesh a desirable pasty white.
galloping gizzards! a dragynn off the starboard bow!
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