Jesticular Cancer


cancer of the sense of humor. the sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. the only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium
brad: yo, you wanna go hang with tom?
frank: dude, i know i’m a d-ck, but he’s just no fun since he got his jesticular cancer.
brad: we should really cheer him up, though.
frank: fine. but we’re getting ice cream after.
over exposure to jes 🙂
you have jesticular cancer!” “whut?!” “you’ve been exposed to jes!

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