draining the moat


v. phrase. british expression for emptying one’s bladder. also a s-xual euphemism.

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thanks awfully for the cuc-mber sandwiches my lady but i fear it is now time for draining the moat.

sorry?

i need to take my corgi for a walk.

pardon?

it’s time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so i may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

are you coming on to me?

no my majesty!

pity.

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