Drake and Drive


just like drinking and driving except you blast drake’s emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex’s house without knowing it.
friend: what the h-ll were you doing last night? i found this box of tissues in your car.

me: i had to drake and drive last night. i ended up at mich-lle’s house crying my eyes out.

friend: d-mn…lol

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