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you’re the one addict to drama f-cker. go to h-ll. touch my playlist and i will chop your b-lls off and make d-ck ball soup for the hungry bears in tanzania to munch on for an afternoon snack.
something women and especialy teenage girls thrive on. consisting of any number of situations that have an easy solution, wich would bring a fairly good outcome, but these girls choose another, sh-tty, bad way to deal with it, again consisting of backstabbing, blackmailing/gossiping/betraying their friends, or the all-too-common “i want to break up with him but i still love him!”
it drives men and what i like to call “normal” girls nuts.
watch any show on that cr-p channel “the n” for a good example, or just talk to my sister. the drama that r-t-rd stirs up is unblievable.
making a big deal over something unneccessarily
that b-tch! i’m gonna kick her -ss!

dag jenny, all she did was look at you. why you gotta be so drama?
a way of relating to the world in which a person consistently overreacts to or greatly exaggerates the importance of benign events.

typically “drama” is used by people who are chronically bored or those who seek attention.

people who engage in “drama” will usually attempt to drag other people into their dramatic state, as a way of gaining attention or making their own lives more exciting.

common warning signs/ risk factors of drama or a dramatic person are:

1. having one supposedly serious problem after another.

2. constantly telling other people about one’s problems.

3. extreme emotionality or frequently shifting, intense emotions.

4. claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible.

5. a boring job or mundane life.

6. making claims without sufficient evidence or a lack of detail about supposedly serious events.

7. a pattern of irrational behavior and reactions to everyday problems.
sarah had a slight fever and mild cough. she decided to use drama, in order to receive sympathy and attention, so she told everyone she was deathly ill.

debra lost her keys then spent four hours crying and yelling at her husband.

mary did not answer her cell phone for an hour, so john feared that she had died in a horrible car accident.

someone stole steve’s can of c-ke from the break room fridge, now he believes that someone at work is trying to destroy him.
started 200 wednesday’s when jessica told amber that tasha’s shirt is so cute, but amber hates tasha so amber told vicky that jessica said that tasha’s shirt was just so sliggity that she couldn’t stand the sight of it and her. the next day, at the infamous meangirl lunch table, tasha splashes her iced tea on jessica for calling her a skeezer as told to her by greg who was told by kaylee who was told by tony who was told by jessica’s cousin felicia, who was told by ashley who was told by vicky who was told by amber. that was the day sk-nkwars begun and a 17-day riot took over the school when all the cute girls carried 9mm’s in their coach purses. drama never ends, its only a cycle that gets reborn because amber still won’t forgive tasha for whatever the f-ck she did.

not based on a true story, but i’m sure you know that this actually happened at your local high school. enjoy
“drama is so cool and i love it totally” average highschooler
the biggest of all bullsh-t. consisting of backstabbing, blackmailing, disharmony, gossip, and in especially malice

unnecesary b-tchiness, hate and incompetence or cause of such brought upon and/or made a big deal out of.

‘those r-t-rds needs to shut the f-ck up and stop causing all this drama and hating among us. they talk sh-t but dont do sh-t.’
“keep unnecessary drama to yo momma!” – bryan (social scientist)

“i’m sick and tired of your bullsh-t and drama. f-ck you and yo momma!” – (again the social scientist)

drama – because even yo momma will kick your -ss to the curb and say grow the f-ck up!
sh-t that lots of girls talk about. mostly girls talking about boys. its the most annoying conversation that any person straight in the head will come across.
“oh my god! i hat jeff! he is such an -ss to me!”-complains jeffs girl friend
“then why don’t you break up with him?” jeff’s girl friend’s friend asks.
“cus i love him! and i can’t just dump him! oh my god! what should i do?!?!?!”-replys jeff’s girl friend.
drama is an acronym that stands for:

drunken r-t-rded -ssociation of mexico and america

the acronym was coined by ken s of roseville, michigan.

basically, drama is an -ssociation of a bunch of drunken r-t-rds who still think that they’re in high school. this -ssociation is only for inhabitants of mexico and america, which includes canada.

the five signs of drama:
1. if you only listen to one side of a story, and then form your opinion, you might be a drama member.
2. if you take sides when two of your friends are fighting, which only adds to the drama, you might be a drama member.
3. if you don’t talk to someone because you’re mad at them, you might be a drama member.
4. if you worry more about what other people are doing, instead of focusing on yourself, you might be a drama member.
5. if you continuously gossip, or talk negatively about total strangers in a social setting, or talk about someone behind their back (whether it be friend, foe, or strange), you might be a drama member.

to be considered a member of drama, you must have at least one of these symptoms. if you have any of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. or, if all else fails, try growing up.

here are the characters of this drama:

principles or main characters (in order of significance)
1. danelle (pr-nounced duh-nell)
2. becky o
3. peggy
4. stu (a.k.a. jennifer)
5. debbie (the understudy to danelle, she usually isn’t in the drama)

supporters or supporting roles (in no particular order)
1. ashley
2. alison
3. eryn
4. andrea
5. todd

chorus or characters who only observe with little or no part in the drama (in no particular order)
1. kenny s
2. jamie
3. dave
4. rian
5. kenny g

it is very important to avoid all contract with the principles of this drama. if you come into contract with them, prepare to be dramatized. after an encounter with a principle, you will be overcome with drama for 24 hours. in the rare case an erection lasts more than 4 hours…wait, wrong diagnosis…if the drama doesn’t go away after 24 hours, consult your physician immediately. failure to consult with a physician can lead to death, so it is very important to talk to your doctor.

some people are able to handle an encounter with a principle and come out of that encounter with little or no drama side effects. although, this is very rare and, more times than not, you will have drama symptoms for a 24 hour period. after that 24 hour period, you are known as a drama survivor. some drama survivors may develop post-dramatic stress disorder (pdsd). symptoms of pdsd include: depression, anxiety, flashbacks, recurrent nightmares, and avoidance of all drama principles.

recent research has shown that supporters and chorus members of drama are harmless. more research needs to be done to determine if understudies are harmless as well. all signs point to yes on that, but more work needs to be done in that field. it is important to note that the list of characters above is not complete. in addition to that, current members may move up or down the drama chain, depending upon how much they partic-p-te in the drama.

i am reluctant to post this because i believe it may cause a fight. remember everyone, this is all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously!

and nice try removing this, by the way!
girl 1: oh my gawd! do you see what she’s wearing! gick
girl 2: yeah, she looks like a total tramp! and i’m not talking lady and the tramp! i’m saying she’s a wh-r-! gick
ken s: -b-tch slaps both girls-

friends don’t let friends start drama….

we should have a mexican standoff instead!