dramaphile
one who is obsessed with drama. particularly one who watches tv and enjoys dramatic situations more than happy ones. similar to soap-opera-lover, except restricted to shows that don’t suck.
“i hate it when characters die in shows. don’t you?”
“not really. it’d be way too boring if everyone lived. i say kill ’em!”
“well aren’t you a sick b-st-rd.”
“yep, i’m a dramaphile.”
someone who always seems to be caught up in, making, or attracting drama. they like to stir things up — by starting rumors or just feeding the fire.
this might be someone who makes you want to watch your back, or just fun to laugh about because of the ridiculousness. whenever a dramaphile comes around, to be sure some drama is soon to follow.
man, d’angelo is such a dramaphile. today at the donut shop he somehow turned krispy kreme into a krispy scene.
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