drapnel
the chaos resulting from being bombarded by multiple douchebags at once.
“that bar was a sausage fest! i’m still recovering from all the drapnel flying everywhere!” “awe, i didn’t mean to hurt tom. he’s sweet! it’s just that he was collateral damage from all the drapnel i’ve been dealing with lately.”
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