earlingus fungus


when performing the s-xual act involving sticking one’s tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
“i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue.”

“you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that’s nasty!”

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