drawstring pussy
a woman of loose morals, even looser genitals. when a woman loses v-g-n-l tightness and grip, she must resort to extreme measures by doing the obvious, tying up her bits to appear like a virgin for every encounter with every tom d-ck and harry…or tom, whose d-ck is hairy.
your granny’s been around the block. my grandpa told me that she had a drawstring p-ssy before she was 21…he had her back in 1945.
it’s really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring p-ssy; it’s quite messy and hard to deal with.
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