draxsplaining
to misunderstand what someone is saying; taking what they said too literally. then responding to what they said based on your very literal interpretation.
lawrence: ::drops plate on ground::
emily: (scared and jarred from the loud noise) “ouch! that’s loud!”
lawrence: “i do not believe the decibel levels created by the dropping plate are sufficient to damage your hearing in any meaningful way. do not be alarmed.”
emily: “you’re draxsplaining again, lawrence”
inventor: lawrence bombac 9/14/2017 6:00 a.m. cst
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