the everyday act of telling someone you can only have s-x with them this one time only to come back the following day for more s-x. taken from the great movie “the princess bride” in which the dread pirate roberts tells westley (cary elwes) that he’ll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.
dude 1: danielle said she wanted to have s-x with me but she could only do it this one time. then she came back this morning and we did it again.
dude 2: sounds like she’s got a bit of the old “dread pirate roberts” syndrome
a system of government on internet forums where admins have powers over other moderators. lollocracy is an efficient system of running forums.
hilarity but in hologram form. i laughed so hard i made a lollogram.
drench is the female equivalent to a b-n-r. it’s also a euphemism for getting wet or being extremely attracted to a person. slang for the ladies. drench if jeff wears those tight pants tonight, i’m going to drench myself. drencher i’ve got a drencher for my poli-sci teacher. drenching she’s been drenching over him forever […]
a state of absolute hunger in which one can no longer make rational decisions. for example, being so “starving” that one overlooks the fact his/her pizza has been under the couch for 2 weeks. used for dramatic effect in less serious circ-mstances. g-d d-mn, i’m so starvacious my stomach is eating itself in its own […]
- drive-by comments
to post 3 or more comments on someone’s blog, mysp-ce/facebook page in one day. “she must of been bored at work cause when i signed on she’d filled my page with drive-by comments!” “me + internet = your page getting drive-by comments”