dreadbear
a humanoid resembling an offspring created by predator and a red headed jamaican who struggles to communicate or survive in a social setting during the winter months, resorting to hibernation.
approach with caution as a dreadbear is pr-ne to bouts of extreme tourette’s, most commonly themed towards bodily exceptions on your mums chest or carrying out unspeakable things to your female siblings.
omg, i met the dreadbear last night. my mum and sister are now in therapy
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