Dreaming of a White Christmas
your typical -j-c-l-t-ng over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.
keith: what did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
carl: in front of her family, i started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
carols -j-c-l-t-ng standard
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