dreaving
dreaving is the act of driving sloppily while intoxicated. it’s not just drinking and driving; dreaving refers to the driving act itself, usually involving drifting over yellow lines, weaving in and out of lanes, sliding through red lights, etc. in order to const-tute true dreaving, the driving needs to be so bad that it is quite apparent to an outside observer that the driver is intoxicated.
“-man, that guy is dreaving all over the place!
-i know, he just drifted into the median!”
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