when you see someone who’s drunk, and you feel envious that you aren’t at that same level
dude, look at julian. he’s trashed! i’m having some major drenvy.
- Drew Calc
a flambouantly gay man yo stop acting all drew calc
- Drutch Oven
when a woman fart in her dress and put her bottom/skirt over someone’s head to smell the fart. “come here!””ah-ha…drutch oven!”
- Dry Pencil Scare of '47
a period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. only lasted 3 days. the reason the king castlefunny pencil moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of “the castlefunnies”. yes, billy, the dry pencil scare of ’47 was almost a catastrophe in u.s. history!
- d scene
an adjective indicating that the subject in question are deemed as of or related to douche culture and/or douchebags. individuals perceived to be a part of the d scene are “d sceners”. man i went to club aura last night. what a d scene.
- Cold Tooth
when you bite into a popsicle or any other cold substance, and you have the pleasure of feeling intense cold pain on your tooth. “that ice cream gave me cold tooth!”