Drew Hutchison
no words that can describe the motherf-cking blue jays pitcher. he is the s-xiest pitcher in the world. not only he’s so s-xy but his amazingness is overrated and only lets 1 run per inning. he is outstanding. his stats online aren’t that good (4.38 era) not true! if you see him play, his era is totally less than that! about 1. we can’t take our eyes off him. the toronto blue jays are nothing without him and every blue jays fan will cry to death if he gets traded. g-d bless his parents to create this perfect and s-xy human being. he is 100% bad-ss and will kick everybody’s motherf-cking -ss. he is the god. even all the guys will be jealous of him because he’s so good looking and they want to be as good looking as him. whoever’s making out with him is a lucky b-tch.
person 1: hey! drew hutchison is pitching tonight!
every blue jays fan: dies of amazement and his s-xiness…
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