Drewcifer
the b-st-rd son of satan. once revered for his work on the river styx, hasn’t been seen for thousands of years. legend has it that he rents a two-bedroom apartment in shawnee, kansas and works at american eagle outfitters. has confirmed the job is in fact another form of h-ll.
in the event of a drewcifer sighting, just beat him over the head with a rock.
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