drext
this is a text you receive from a drunk person. generally they are actually intending to send it out, but occasionally it is the by-product of a non-flip phone jingling around in a pocket. a good drext usually contains hilarious misspellings of names, places, and days of the week. usually done by sharks.
examples of a drexts:
“hey bagel i m sooe drnuk!”
“h7soe a0f jeaaeeeeeka”
“dammit dude, jake has been drexting me all night! i don’t care that he got drunk and hooked up with starb!”
“whoah!”
professor: as you can see, the foundations of technology are based upon — dammit nate! are you texting during my lecture?!
nate: professor please! i just got a great drext!
professor: what are you waiting for, get up here and tell us what it says!
nate: it says “heya nbte i jusst9 made fvn ofe this guy bedcause he had3 a mtstache li4ke burt renyolds!”
professor: ha ha! cl-ssic!
driving and texting at the same time.
drexting is dangerous because it increases the risk of a crash four times.
drunk texting- sort of like texting but can be as much to your mom informing that youll be late as much to your best friend telling him that he might have to pick you!
dude, whats “in frnk picj mrup”? u texted it to me at like 2 am
oh oops, thats my drext for “im drunk pick me up”
the process of sending a text message when the sender is intoxicated.
may or may not be remembered by the sender, but is usually found out later, and can be quite humiliating. often regretted by the sender when he or she sobers up.
similar to a “s-xt.”
1) dude, she was totally off the wall. her drexts started just after the bars closed. i wonder if she meant em??
2) stacy, can u believe these drexts justin sent? hes not gettin any for a while.
v. drext – to drunkenly text someone. you’re welcome, b-tches. how did no one else think of this yet? will i get paid for this?
man, i was so f-cking wasted off my -ss last night, i was drexting claire like whoa. but that’s okay, she likes a drext. then i sent a drext to brent. but brent doesn’t know i roll like dat, as it were.
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