dried cum


the stuff that makes your d-ck stick to your boxers after you have s-x. can be prevented by wiping her s-x clouds off your c-ck before getting dressed.
i went to go p-ss and had to peel my d-ck from my boxers. dried c-m is like crazy glue! should’ve wiped my junk off after f-cking that chick!

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