drink and shrink
or: drink ‘n shrink
or: drinkin’ and shrinkin’
this is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don’t! (and partially for all y’all ladies who know and don’t know); it’s got factual bases behind it.
noun: it’s the state of being s-xually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quant-ty of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink ‘n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as “getting drunk and having trouble getting hard”
i tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as i breach the meat i feel the “drink and shrink”. too much sauce man, too much sauce!
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