drink stand


a woman’s rear functions as a drink stand, for when a man does her from behind and she reaches way over and grabs her toes, the -ss forms a perfect cup-holder. combining s-x and furniture, the woman can function no better. anything from beer bottles to fine spirits will balance on this perfect stand.
coming home from a hard day at the office, there’s nothing better than a nice gl-ss of scotch, close at hand on my woman’s drink stand.

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