Drink Surfing
the act of ingesting half empty drinks or abandoned drinks in a bar when you are drunk and either too poor or tightfisted to buy a drink.
usually has a number of bad consequences such as drinking spiked drinks, getting confronted by the original owner of a drink. getting herps? and most likely ending up mangled in a few short minutes, depending how skilled a surfer you are.
drunk person 1: man drinks are well expensive here, £5 for a bottle of beer you gotta be kidding me.
drunk person 2: hey check it out “drunk person 1” theres a few beers over there that have been abandoned.
drunk person 1: plan we should start drink surfing.
drunk person 2: sweet why didn’t we do this before tonight
drunk person 1: this beers a little warm but man tastes nice been free.
drunk person 2: i found some more and this gl-ss of something think its rum and c-ke. pfftt tastes weak as h-ll.
drunk person 1: haha can’t complain, i hope no-one notices.
later that night….
drunk person 2: #phonecall to “drunk person 1” “yo where did you end up, i just got out of hospital.” – drink surf fail.
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