drinkin’ britches

when suffering from alcohol induced incontinence, drinkin’ britches are the adult diapers one wears to prevent a wet mattress and an upset bed mate.
before we tie one on, i’d better go buy some drinkin’ britches for captain wet pants over there.
when getting ready to go out for a big night of drinking, you put your drinkin’ britches on.. typically a pair of well worn jeans that have been with you over the years and seen their fair share of good times.
“matt is turning 30 tonight.. put your drinkin’ britches on and get ready for a night to remember”.

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